Book Review – Harry Potter and the Cursed Child


It goes without saying how very excited all of us Potterheads were when we heard about the eighth and new script being released on Harry’s 36th birthday. I mean, we’ve been (im)patiently waiting for ANYTHING to be written by the Queen of Wizardry herself, JK Rowling. But then that day came and our anything became, well, pretty much nothing.
I understand that this story was made for the stage. I also understand that this book was written as a script. If I didn’t know that before, it would have been apparent when I started to read. Whether novel or script form, I stand firm that the STORY itself should have been seamlessly written and intertwined to the characters we’ve grown to love (and hate). I have a lot of problems with “eighth story” and I’ll just go ahead and tick them in a list as follows, in no particular order:

• I didn’t know that this was going to be canon. “The story of should be considered canon, though. , John Tiffany (the director) and I developed it together.” – J. K. Rowling

• Why was Harry such a jerk to Albus? Seriously, that’s his kid. Did y’all gasp on page 41 like I did? Did you! As a parent, I was very much upset by this.

• Why was Harry mean? Why was Ron a complete oaf? Why was Hermione clueless? Why was Ginny following Harry around like a moron? Why was Dumbledore so needy? Why was Draco, er, pleasant? Why was Albus Potter not gay? Why did McGonnagal take Harry’s shit?

• Where were the Weasley’s? What happened to the Dursley’s? Where in Merlin’s Beard was Hagrid? Where were the Malfoy’s? Where was Luna? I feel like they missed their opportunity to highlight or briefly mention these characters and where they are.

• Why did the gang call Professor McGonnagal, Minerva? Why did they call Neville, Professor Longbottom? Why is everyone so disrespectful in this story? Why is everyone yelling and crying and pouting?

I have a lot of questions. Some I’m forgetting, some I haven’t thought of. I’m really struggling here. I’m really sad this story wasn’t up to JK standards.

• Why was the writing awful? I didn’t read JKR in any of this. It was all Thorne/Tiffany.

• Why was Pottermore revamped? I know, it has absolutely nothing to do with the book. But I had to throw this in here.

•Why is there so much time traveling? Why didn’t they just go back to Tom Riddle’s school days and just kill him then? Apparently there weren’t any restrains as to how far the kids could time travel?

•Why were there so many holes in the story? Especially with the time turners.

• If this is supposed to be canon, WHY DIDN’T THEY HAVE ALBUS AND SCORPIUS END UP TOGETHER? WHY! I think this bothered me the most. I mean, come on! “Still, if I had to choose a companion at the return of eternal darkness with, I’d choose you.” -Scorpius to Albus

• There’s so much hugging (three times, I know) and tender moments between Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. I wish they were paired together.

•Who was the cursed child? Was it Albus because the story is titled Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, like, it would be Harry’s child? Was it Scropius because he’s had a sad life with the loss of his mother and the expectations he can’t fulfill for his father, Draco? Was it Delphi because she’s Voldemort’s child and enough said? Was it Harry because of the loss of his parents and the time traveling Albus makes him go through?

•Why did JKR give up? Why would she help produce something so beneath her? Why is she mad at us? Why is this considered to be the eighth Harry Potter story? Why would she do this to us?

I have so much angst towards this book. So much! There’s a lot more I’m having trouble with but I can’t put it into coherent thoughts. I finished reading this script August 1st and I’m still upset. There really isn’t anything I can honestly say I liked about the story. At this point I wish JKR would’ve just left it at HP and the Deathly Hallows. It was a perfect ending and we got our brief look 19 years later. I didn’t realize that’s all I needed until Cursed Child was published.

With all this said, I’m going to be watching the movie in a few years (there WILL be a film) because I’m weak and I still need HP in my life. In the words of Ron, I’m gonna suffer, but I’m gonna be happy about it… or something like that.

If you have opposing views from my own, please don’t go all crazy and hate me or threaten me or belittle me. These are my opinions. I’ve read other reviews where the reader loved the book so much they couldn’t seem to find words and instead posted memes and gifs all over the place. To each their own. Instead, leave me comments as to why you enjoyed Cursed Child. I need a reason, any reason, just one, to have faith in this story.


Book Review – Guardian and Fallen by A. J. Messenger

Reading about Fallen Angels and/or Guardian Angels is a new genre I’m not very familiar with. The Mortal Instruments series were my first look into angels, but even so that series incorporated a lot of other supernatural creatures. GUARDIAN is an absolute delight! A sweet YA romance about trust, friendship, the teenage conscience, and healthy relationships. I love it!

Recently, I stumbled across a new indie author, A. J. Messenger. There’s not much about her as far as a bio or updated social networks which is just Goodreads as far as I can find. (I’m a bit obsessed at the moment.) Nonetheless, I’ve become a big fan. Her first book, GUARDIAN, is about a high school senior who suffers from panic attacks. She has a great group of friends and a loving mother and late father whom she was very close to. Skip ahead, we have the new transfer student who’s gorgeous (as they always are), kind (as they tend to be), and well off (because they need be ballin’, but in a subtle way). They meet, they speak briefly, they ignore each other, they can’t get enough of each other, they can’t be with each other. I mean, it’s a real struggle. Damn teenagers and their angsty hormones and stubbornness!
When they finally do end up together a series of mini catastrophes begin and the story finally starts to unfold get juicy. FALLEN (book two) continues with more problems, an absence of Alexander, and a very sweet but steamy ending. I also appreciate that the author didn’t repeat situations or characters in the second book to remind her readers who they are.  Messenger does a great job of giving us a backstory but not inundating us with meaningless details and doesn’t ramble on (thank you, Mrs. Messenger). You can tell she planned out her stories and took care to foster Declan’s and Alexander’s story well.
There’s a lot of giggling induced scenes, sweet commentary, a few dark situations, and (possible) predictable outcomes. It’s a fast but good read. It almost reads like Twilight but with it’s own guardian angel spin on it and no love triangle – thank goodness! I can’t wait to read the final book in her trilogy and get things wrapped up! Hurry up August 26th! I need to get my paws on REVELATION!

You can find the following titles on Amazon:
Guardian (Book 1) 99¢
Fallen (Book 2) $2.99
Revelation (out August 26, 2016) (Book 3)

According to A. J. Messengers blogger, REVELATION will be release later this month (8.26.16). Perusing through her titles on Amazon, these books are only available in digital copies via Kindle. But if you have Kindle Unlimited, THEY ARE FREE! But seriously, I’d pay full price for these titles. I love her style of writing and storytelling.

Breakfast Sandwich

My new favorite cheese is Pecorino Romano. It’s so salty and not so smelly and delicious and goes on top of everything I eat now. I’m obsessed! Ok, weirdness over. But the mister asked if I could make breakfast. So, if you know me, I don’t really know how to cook. I can bake! but I can’t cook. Not well at least. My go to breakfast ritual is a large bowl of Cocoa Puffs. Or Honey Comb. Sometimes Fruit Loops. But he actually wanted me to cook something! So, ya know, being scrappy, I raided the fridge and grabbed a bunch of “breakfast ingredients”. I digress… quite a bit.

I made breakfast sandwiches! Seriously, the only thing I had to cook was egg. I can’t really mess that up so I went with it.


Toast (4 slices = 2 sandwiches – duh)
3 cooked eggs
Thinly sliced bell pepper (I don’t like the green one. Get the other colors)
2 slices of ham or turkey
Sliced tomatoes
Heaps of spinach (I’m obsessed with spinach)
Mounds of Pecorino Romano cheese, shredded over everything!

If you’d add or omit some things, let me know. I assembled it, shredded the cheese everywhere, it was ridiculous. I don’t care. Share links of your favorite breakfast dish! I’d love to see what y’all are shoving in your pie holes.

Pineapple Peacock Cupcakes

Today, I made pineapple flavored cupcakes with pineapple chunks for my sister! I know, I’m an awesome sister. I’m even more awesome because I’m gonna surprise her with the her favorite cupcakes tomorrow – and they’re peacock themed! (Her favorite animal.) Double win!

Pineapple cupcake recipe:
Yellow cake mix
Canned pineapple chunks (or crushed if you prefer)

Wilton pre-made icing

Peacock Feathers:
Melted white chocolate
Edible pearl dusting powder
Edible gold glitter

What? Did you think I made them from scratch! Ok, so I normally do make my baked goods from my sweat and tears, but I was just too tired from making vanilla macarons and banana otmeal cookies for her, too! She’s seriously lucky to have an older sister like me.

She doesn’t know that I’m gonna show up at her work for her surpise birthday party her co-workers are having for her.

Macaron Recipe:

*Coming soon. My laptop is gonna die and I can’t find my charger!


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This is my second VoxBox I’m going to review for Influenster. Last month was the #SproutVoxBox I received. All about healthy snacking! I enjoyed it. I’m really excited about this months VoxBox – it’s a beauty box!

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